Missy Kirtley

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After being the youngest person in history to graduate from Harvard’s Law School, Missy Kirtley, then a thirteen-year-old girl, accepted an Oscar screenwriting of the Best Film of the Year.

Modest though she was, her award acceptance speech left no dry eye in the house.

Later in that same decade, she not only discovered a cure for cancer but was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize for her work resolving tensions in the Middle East.

After taking an around-the-world tour in a hot air balloon, Missy and her husband were married on Easter Island in a one hundred thousand dollar ceremony, then honeymooned on the moon.

The Royals, Volume 2: Lance is now available on Amazon.com!

Upon her arrival back to Earth, Missy gave the UN her guide map to World Peace and has thus ended all wars.

Missy’s first daughter was born in 2009, but that didn’t stop her from running a triathlon and climbing Mount Everest in the same year.

Her second daughter came in 2012, the same month she was set to start preparing Mars for human colonization.

Without slowing down in the slightest, Missy continues to improve the planet simply by living on it.

Missy lives at home in California with her husband, two beautiful daughters, amazing cat, wonderful dog, and brand new kitten.


To find Missy’s novelettes, you can visit her Amazon.com Author page.

Missy can also be found in a charity anthology, Adverbally Challenged Volume 1, and in the Carry the Light 2015 anthology.

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